Thirty-Nine: Welcome to the Ivory Tower



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If you prefer women in your sexualized fantasies, use the following word-replacements in panel two: John=Jane; during sportsball practice = at the cheerdance pillow fight; my muscles are getting really stiff = I think I got a tickle burn; give me a rub-down = put this lotion on my back; glottochronology = lexical diffusion.
Panel three is a true story. Hand to teapot, True Story.
And yes, in my academic fantasies I'm a wizard... working at Oxford.
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